Wynne: Alistair, what’s this?
Alistair: It’s a sock?
Wynne: It’s a filthy sock. How did it find its way to my bedroll?
Alistair: Maybe it likes you? Socks are sneaky like that. Anyway, it’s not mine.
Wynne: It has your name stitched on it.
Alistair: Oh. Ha, ha. Ha. Part of templar training, back at the Chantry. The men were… always getting their socks mixed up. Anyway, uh, sorry about that. I’ll take it from you right now. One of my socks is feeling a little damp anyway. A change would be nice.
Wynne: You’re going to put it on? It’s filthy!
Alistair: And dry. We’re not exactly traveling in the lap of luxury here.
Wynne: What hideous habits you’ve picked up.
10:08 pm, by bananacave-deactivated20100109-permalink
Alistair: Why are you smiling like that? You look suspiciously like the cat who swallowed the pigeon.
Wynne: I look like the cat that swallowed the canary.
Alistair: I once had a very large cat, but that's not my point. My point is why are you smirking?
Wynne: (Chuckles) You were watching her. With great interest, I might add. In fact, I believe you were...enraptured.
Alistair: She's our leader. I look to her for guidance.
Wynne: Oh, I see. So what guidance did you find in those swaying hips hmm?
Alistair: No no no, I wasn't looking at...you know her...hind-quarters
Alistair: I gazed...glanced, in that direction, maybe, but I wasn't staring...or really seeing anything even.
Wynne: Of course.
Alistair: I hate you. You're a bad person.
9:33 pm, by bananacave-deactivated20100109-permalink
Google “alistair dragon age origins” or “alistair dragon age” in google images for a full frontal piece of fanart.
9:20 pm, by bananacave-deactivated20100109-permalink
Welcome to Fuck Yeah Alistair! I went a little crazy with all the Alistair goodness. I don’t want to run out of things to post, so I set the queue to post once daily. That way, you’ll get a daily dose of Alistair!
Submit your artwork/text/screencaps/etc, reblog, and spread the word about our favorite Grey Warden!
9:11 pm, by bananacave-deactivated20100109-permalink
two of my characters and Alistair la la laaa…
badly retouched because my scanner is in my dorm room at school and i actually just took a picture with my phone. -_-
the one on the left is Seren, my human mage (yes, i made her short, sue me, those PCs look like female wresters!!!) and the one on the right is Gwendolen, my noble…rogue.. . :]
3:14 am, by bananacave-deactivated20100109-permalink
2:13 am, by bananacave-deactivated20100109-permalink
I get it, I get it. Just so you know, if the King ever asks me to put on a dress and dance the Remigold, I’m drawing the line. Darkspawn or no.
1:12 am, by bananacave-deactivated20100109-permalink
Alistair: Hmmm... I spy with my little eye, something that begins with... "G."
Sten: Is it a Grey Warden? Is it, in fact, you?
Ailstair: Oooh. You're really good at this.
12:11 am, by bananacave-deactivated20100109-permalink